friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(Source: hipsterinatardis)

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there